February 2012
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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Yeah. I don’t even rate on this chart one little bit.
That’s what I get for making up my last name.
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Neil Patrick Harris' Legendary Valentine's Day...
That is one fancy dinner.
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HIMYM: ARE WE GONNA BREAK UP AGAIN.
nurfherder:
Dammit Ted, just stop. Just… just stop.
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Fuck. I want to punch this show so hard right now.
Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
“Gov. Walker has come in and balanced a $3.3 billion budget deficit.”
– Republican Party of Wisconsin spokesperson Ben Sparks, who’s apparently unaware that Walker’s budget resulted in a $150 million deficit. (via quickhits)