Procrastination
Askity-ask time!

nursingistheshit:

Just to serve my own personal curiosity, where are all of you from? What kind of units do you work on?

I live in Wisconsin and am working on labor and delivery at a level 3 hospital.

fierceficus:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pumpkinspiceaddiction:

hermionestolemyshit:

beyonceprivilege:

theoneandonlylobster:

spootyplease:

nieniekoto:

darkersounds:

aoba-desu:

curagabunny:

thetruearkher:

eldritchkraken:

"emily is a poop" yes that’s about right

"Is **** a good name" :< Boring.

'Ami is a bro' …..wow I magically changed genders, fwee!


"Halley is a comet" FUCKING WOW

"Holly is a superfan of dora" Wat

"Julia is a rebel from the waist down" im crying whathfch

Autumn is aROUND the corner

It wouldn’t let me it just forced me into “Mary Catherine antiques” *sobs*

gabriella is a waitress at the Hampton grille

"Meghan is a fox"


YOOOOO

Lauren is a poopyhead :(

"Jackie is short for"

the next word better be “Jacqueline” or I will match my hobbit ass right over to google this minute

Emily is a theory

Jennifer is a party pooper.

realnursing:

vein lust 

If you catch me ogling you in public, it&#8217;s because I want to jab you with a needle. No big.

realnursing:

vein lust 

If you catch me ogling you in public, it’s because I want to jab you with a needle. No big.

acheaptrickandacheesyoneline:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

And the talking Tree.

wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Beliefs)

aplentee:

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petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

Gpoy

Judge Richard Posner read Indiana & Wisconsin to FILTH, striking down their gay marriage bans.

rafi-dangelo:

I have never gotten so much life from a legal document!  The Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals unanimously voted to allow same-sex marriage in Indiana and Wisconsin today, but Judge Richard Posner — an appointee of Ronald Reagan (!!) — was really feeling his oats.

My favorite part:

Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry.  Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure.

He better SPEAK that word and reveal those TRUTHS on this good day y’all.

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yaki-science:

I need to see this movie.

I saw this movie.

I need to see this movie again.