44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
And the talking Tree.
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I have never gotten so much life from a legal document! The Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals unanimously voted to allow same-sex marriage in Indiana and Wisconsin today, but Judge Richard Posner — an appointee of Ronald Reagan (!!) — was really feeling his oats.
My favorite part:
Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure.
He better SPEAK that word and reveal those TRUTHS on this good day y’all.
I need to see this movie.
I saw this movie.
I need to see this movie again.
Anne and I were standing at the edge of some tidepools, watching tiny fish swim around in them.
“They look just like little versions of the fish we see on the reef,” I said.
“I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they are,” Anne replied. A wave crashed against the rocks nearby, and the water near our feet gently rose a few inches. As the tide ran out, it created a small current between two tide…